Parent: what does a cow say?
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
aries - stop obsessing over kanye
taurus - chill
gemini - whatever fuckin turtle
cancer - don’t name your first born child harold
leo - nice rack
virgo - little dweeb
libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles
scorpio - my dad
sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you
capricorn - that’s enough memes for today
aquarius - probably illegal
pisces - how do dolphins sleep even