Parent: what does a cow say?

Baby: "moo!"

Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?

Baby: "baah!"

Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?

Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

oblivi0s:

When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up

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zodiacs

turcl:

aries - stop obsessing over kanye

taurus - chill

gemini - whatever fuckin turtle

cancer - don’t name your first born child harold

leo - nice rack

virgo - little dweeb

libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles

scorpio - my dad

sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you

capricorn - that’s enough memes for today

aquarius - probably illegal

pisces - how do dolphins sleep even

hunting-walkers:

puppies—love—arts:

From left to right- Sam, Dean, Gabriel, Castiel, Lucifer, and Crowley. I used cat puns for all of them. ´・ω・`

hunting-walkers:

puppies—love—arts:

From left to right- Sam, Dean, Gabriel, Castiel, Lucifer, and Crowley. I used cat puns for all of them. ´・ω・`

lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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